Shop More Submit  Join Login
×

More from deviantART



Details

Submitted on
September 8, 2012
File Size
6.7 KB
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
579
Favourites
29 (who?)
Comments
4
×


Okay so i got in a chat with some dude and i told him i was a casual hipster and he hated me from then on out



Stranger: dafuq ..
Stranger: umm yea
You: i think i should be saying
You: da fuq
Stranger: you people should burn..
You: Come on and throw another insult at me
You: i know you could do better
You: u just said that
You: hahahaha
Stranger: no i didnt...
You: Stranger: you the bitch here
Stranger: facking hipster
You: Says the one who cant spell fucking
Stranger: you people should burn
You: Heheheheheheehehe
Stranger: really man
You: Yep
You: >:)
Stranger: fucking annoing
You: Said that too
Stranger: please die..m
You: I dont think i can
You: Dirk wouldnt let that happen hehehehehee
Stranger: dirk?
You: My bro
You: He loves me ^ ^
Stranger: hes hipster?
You: Nope
You: he is sugoi
Stranger: a what?
You: Cool
You: But in japanesse
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: . . .
You: ...................................................................................................................................................
You: is Heheheheheheehehahahaha
Stranger: well i never asked..
You: Welp~
Stranger: ..
Stranger: ...
Stranger: .
Stranger: ...
Stranger: ...
You: hey dont be spaming it up in here
Stranger: ...
You: not cool bro
You: ahhahahahahahoo
Stranger: fuck you hipter cunt..
You: Ooooo~
You: saucy much
You: your really gettin into them insuts
Stranger: you dont say..
You: Hehehehehe i love memes
Stranger: ...
You: and im not hipter im hipster
You: I bet u really hate me
Stranger: hipster who like memes dafuq
You: Hey i like what you like
You: woops said that wrong ^ ^"
You: * i like what i like and you like what you like
Stranger: well you know people like me hate you
You: Well ya but its a bit strange to just hate someone over omegle cuz there hipster
You: Hahahahahaha~!
Stranger: not really its the internet
You: Tureeeee
You: trueeee
Stranger: ugh so annoing
Stranger: facking leave allready
You: HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOOOO~~~~ WHY DONT YOU???????
Stranger: okay bye hipster
You: *FAKING* HIPSTER HATER
You: bye~~!
You: :D
Stranger: im not the only one
You: Well im not the only hipster
You: Haters gonna hate
Stranger: who hates people like you
You: Bitch
You: Hmmmm
Stranger: must annoing hipster i ever met
You: Must annoying well you are the most mean i have met~
You: Quite strange how much one can hate me over a chat on omegle
Stranger: just leave
You: but i dont hate you~
Stranger: really
You: Yeah
Stranger: why not
Stranger: you should
You: Because no matter what you say it dosent affect me
You: There just words
Stranger: true
You: and i know you r over reacting
Stranger: well if a see you ill burn you
You: You dont know how i lloook
Stranger: yea i know
Stranger: i dont give a fuck
You: Well i dont give a flying fart
You: You would never know how i look
You: Im not the average hipster
Stranger: thank god
Stranger: no your different
Stranger: still fucking annoing
You: WOW
You: u actually spelled fucking right
You: *clapping*
Stranger: fuck you hipster grammar nazi
You: I would want u to know how i look im highly flammable
You: That would not be cool
You: I luv how you are saying hipster as if its an insult
Stranger: yeah it should
You: d:
You: Hahahahahaahahahahahaha why is that>
Stranger: ugh you people so annoing
You: Correction
You: Im annoying
You: Not "you people"
You: Im diffrent renember
Stranger: every hipster is annoing
You: How many hipsters have you met
Stranger: much
Stranger: its hipster land here
You: For a person who hates me you sure are an expert on Hipsters
Stranger: why that suppose to mean
Stranger: what*
Stranger: im not a hipster if never
You: You could be one of those since guys on discovery channel with the wacky hair taking about the species of hipsters and how they disgust u
Stranger: they do that?
You: I bet they do
You: I dont watch that much tv
Stranger: i dont know
You: Im uaually beating the crap out of one of my bros with my other bro
Stranger: why
You: We have abttles im always on dirks side we battle on the roof
You: usually Dave falls down the apartment stairs
Stranger: you peole are insane
You: Hey
You: hey
You: we told him about the stairs bro
You: we arned him dog
Stranger: ..
You: warned*
Stranger: stop saying bro
Stranger: hipster
You: Stop saying hipster STRANGER
You: you are saying that like im all about being hipser
You: hipster*
Stranger: your the one whon said you are
You: As if im consumed by it
You: Im a casual hipster
You: and you took my words and formed it into a hipster hating blob
You: Hhahahahahahaha~
!
Stranger: i dont give a fuck
Stranger: just burn
You: Well i dont give two shits
You: Why dont you?
You: >:)
Stranger: lol why
this is the part where i got serious
You: why?
WHY???
You: YOU DID NOT
You: JUST SAY THAT
You: LORD KNOWS WHY
You: U R HATING ME
Stranger: i did hipster
You: FOR STUPID SHIT
You: LIKE BECAUSE IM HIPSTER
You: FUCKING NORMAL FUCK ASS
You: I AM WHO I AM
Stranger: im ahiest
Stranger: ...
You: AND I DO WHAT I WANT
You: I HAVE SAID THAT
You: SO MANY TIMES
You: DUMB HUMAN
You: GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD
Stranger: shut up hipster
You: lord im not the bitch here
You: You are the bitchyest bitch of the east
Stranger: lol im not
You: If you have an air line it would be jet BITCH
Stranger: really great
You: if u had a cat food it would be called fancy bitch
Stranger: shut up hipster
You: Lol
You: nopeeee
Stranger: gtfo
Stranger: now
You: Why dont you??
Stranger: umm
:iconask-northitalia:

Cal on omegle rpby ask-NorthItalia

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy©2012-2014 ask-NorthItalia
i was rp ing as cal on omegle with strangers who dont know a thing about homestuck
Add a Comment:
 
:iconphantomcaster:
PhantomCaster Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012  Student Artist
(SORRY BUT I CAN'T TAKE LILCAL SERIOUSLY RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT.
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE BEEP)
Reply
:iconask-northitalia:
ask-NorthItalia Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2012
Wow okay when you get the chance to reply back please let me know what u mean i iz confused
Reply
:iconlinsakurane:
LinSakurane Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Student General Artist
the last part XD
Reply
:iconask-northitalia:
ask-NorthItalia Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012
Lol
Reply
Add a Comment: